LAST UPDATED: OCTOBER 10TH, 2020.
This list is always under construction! If you have any recommendations, whether you've found a fic or you've written one, I'd love to read it! email me at tempural@scumsuck.com, or DM me @skumsuck on any social media.
Bolded are my faves B)
I'll try to warn for content.
Just so you know, my tastes include:
aggressive virgin TOP SCOUT chasing after an aloof but (unintentionally?) seductive and WAY OUT OF HIS LEAGUE spy.
when spy is nice to scout.
platonic friendship, and abrasive rivalry
meandering character studies!
NO BUTTSEX cuz NO RECIPROCATION
kinky consensual handh*lding if i am feeling saucy....
I don't really like:
spy taking advantage of scout
noncon + incest dad spy
daddy kink or dom-top spy
do you notice a trend
(I CAN read dadspy, but it has to be really well written and/or psychologically driven for me to appreciate it.)
no shame to anyone who writes or likes these subjects, but they are simply not my cup of boba milk tea.
Despite my reputation as some insane necrophiliac kink monster, I'm actually quite vanilla normie in my tastes and just like a nice emotionally based story. I just sometimes like the characters to die :)
Stuff written for me!
"A Beginner's Guide to Blackmail" (NSFW) by TeratoMarty is based on my weed Scout n' sensei Spy!! I'm so totally stoked cuz it pretty much perfectly encapsulates how awkward Scout's attempts at "blackmail" and sex are, and how goddamn tired Spy is of being dicked around. Warning for dubcon, it plays with the power dynamic of that in a fun way!
"L'risque" (NSFW) by DrRektor is based on me n' DrRektor's discussions for Scout's masturbatory habits :^) Very short, very pathetic Scout.
"Don't get ahead of yourself, you might regret it" (NSFW) by Mikiri_Tohoshima is a Scout and BLU Spy head fic I requested, with the prompt "kidnapping".. you know what happens next.
SFW
"Monzon" by Summersgone is based on my Scout and Spy -- Ollie and Basile. I may be biased because they're my characters.. but I just love how moody and gloomy it is. And there's just TINY displays of affection that mean nothing but feel like everything. It's beautiful!
"Epistolar" by Summersgone is a SUPERB fic exploring Scout and Spy's semi-abrasive, platonic (yet ambiguous) friendship in the battleground of an office rather than the desert. The characterization of Scout as an over-affectionate friend, and Spy as someone who's aware of these attempts to court friendship but attempts to push them away... that's TOTALLY chef's kiss. It's in Spanish.
"Lecho de Compasion" by Summersgone made me cry. Scout finds a baby bird and deals with taking care of it. The focus isn't exactly Scout and Spy's relationship, but it's a very fine character study of how they both deal with their issues in their own (similar yet different) ways.
"Pastoral" by Summersgone is a nice quickie fic with that good ol' grumpy Spy and buggy Scout interaction!
“Overhand, Underhand” by SugarMagic is a CLASSIC. Mostly SFW with some non-explicit sexual stuff that Scout gets up to. Nice long-ish read, SLOW BURN and fluffy n’ indulgent. And I can’t get over how it ends. Spy’s such a tease to Scout, much more flirtatious and reciprocal than I'd usually write him, and it's very satisfying. Scout pursues Spy and emotionally tops AND ends up being a protector of sorts to Spy huhuhuh.
“Window Art” by Banimals. Very short, cute as fuk. The whole team compliments Scout’s art, and I believe this fic was written before Expiration Date when it's revealed that Scout likes to draw :,)
“Joyeux Noel” by babyblueavenger is a (gasp) SFW Spy & Scout christmas fluff. Not necessarily a pairing, but it’s a D*dspy that I accept cuz it’s super ambiguous. I just like Spy and Scout interacting man, I like dialogue between ‘em. Plus it’s a rather cute idea that Scout (from irish-american Boston) and Spy (from Catholic-dominated France) would accidentally meet at church. Content warning ambiguous DADSPY.
NSFW
“Saudade” by Banimals is one of my fav Scout/Spy fics, it gives me what the kids call da feelz. Amputation kinda. It’s sweet and cute and I could talk about it all day. Spy in an apron, cooking and cleaning, is my motherfucking waifu. I talk big talk about Spy not caring for Scout and friendzoning him, but..BUT.... I love caring mommy Spy... I JUST NEED! LOVE AND AFFECTION!
“make me come alive (turn me on)” by ??? is smutty-with-some-feelingz Spy/Scout. WITH CATBOYS. My god. It's bottom Scout, but ok in my book so you KNOW it must be good! Scout goes after Spy and Spy is nice to Scout, and it's ok for Spy to top if he's kind of monstery. The writer knows how to get across painful fever feelings too well. And it’s really sweet at the end. D-d-don’t tell anyone but… I like Spy being nice to Scout and reassuring him… oh, and warning for catboy knotting.
"Celebrity Fear" by Anonymous. Excellent fappy-time Scout with a side of pathetique-ness, it's one-sided attraction with Spy having NO IDEA who Scout is, and Scout NEVER getting laid, which is absolutely perfect for me. Scout's a nasty greasy basement dwelling lad in this fic, and I can't help but feel called out...
"Beat Your Meat 'N' Greet" by Anonymous is the continuation to Celebrity Fear!! Dubcon warning! I requested that the author write more of this Scout and Spy (Thaddaus!), and it's AMAZING. I love the power difference between a fanboy and his idol, but the power flip just makes everything SUPER JUICY. The descriptions of Scout's disgusting physicality and actions are WONDERFUL in contrast to Spy tryna keep it cool (but depressed!).
"Act of Approach" by orphann_account is the Expiration Date AU we deserve. It's quite straightforward, and very satisfying. Cuz FINALLY. FINALLY!!! The homoerotic undertones of Spy asking Scout to seduce him are fufilled! Scout and Spy are very in character, and of course I love eager virgin Scout and tired seductress Spy.
“Depth Charge” by unicornsandbutane is a nice looooong smutty-with-feelingz TentaSpy/Scout. One of the few Tentaspy fics that got me to read to the end. Scout bottoms (to tentacles), but he pursues Spy (tentacles!) so it’s all good in the hood. The Scout dialogue in this is really entertaining, he’s such a dingus. I like Scout stealing Spy’s stuff and fapping in this fic, classic Scout.
“Shopping with Spy and Scout” by sillyscrunchy. With HUFFFF Scout topping. Kinda. Another one with a tease ending. No matter what, Scout just can’t get his dick real wet, huh? I know Scout was bout to put it in though...
“Put Ur Fuckin Clothes Back On” by ElloMenoP. Ostensibly Scout wants to bottom, but hey he pursues and annoys Spy so it’s okey dokey. No-buttsex. Just fapping each other. The writing in this could be cleaned up a bit for clarity, but the core idea is very fun!
OTHER:
"Like Father, Like Son" by DrScout is probably the most gut-wrenching fic Spy and Scout I've read. CW: gore, abuse, nonconsent, and I'd probably add nonsexual incest. It's not "shippy" in any romantic sense, there is no sex, and Spy is Scout's dad. But this is probably more emotionally torturous to me than any Spy/Scout fic tagged incest. The violation of body is akin to rape. This story made me upset without having literal incest and rape in it, so good job to it!!! It affected me so much that I wrote a whole twitter thread about it...